The Thousand Faces of Humanity !!
The Thousand Faces of Humanity
We keep thinking of ourselves as living in the 21st century, and all that age entails. But outside the large cities, where there is no wifi, no internet, no computer or even mp3 players - live the rest of humanity.
They don't chat online, they don't text. They don't worry about charging anything or about the next evaluation day at the company they work for. They don't worry about taxes, insurence or morning traffic. They don't read articles, they don't play video games and they definitely don't watch reality tv. They are the rest of humanity, the varied, colorful outskirts of our race that live their own life, unperturbed by the very different world of men surrounding them.
This beautiful photo series gives us a little look at that other part of our race, the part some have left behind, while others still embrace.
औरत का कान
एक आदमी ने दुर्घटना में दोनों कान खो दिए, कोई भी प्लास्टिक सर्जन उसका समाधान नहीं कर पाया, उसने किसी से सुना कि स्वीडन में कोई सर्जन है जो इसे ठीक कर सकता है और वो उसके पास गया!
नए सर्जन ने उस कि जांच की, थोड़ी देर सोचा और फिर कहा, मैं तुम्हें ठीक कर दूंगा!
ओप्रशन के बाद पट्टियां खोली गयी, टांके भी खोल दिए गए और वो वापिस अपने होटल चला गया!
अगली सुबह उसने बहुत गुस्से में सर्जन को फ़ोन किया और जोर से चिल्लाया कमीने तुमने मुझ में औरत का कान लगाया है!
सर्जन ने कहा, तो क्या हुआ कान तो कान है, इससे कोई फर्क नहीं पड़ता, औरत का हो या मर्द का!
ऐसा नहीं है, आप गलत बोल रहे हैं, मैं सुन तो सब कुछ सकता हूँ, पर समझ में कुछ भी नहीं आ रहा है!
नए सर्जन ने उस कि जांच की, थोड़ी देर सोचा और फिर कहा, मैं तुम्हें ठीक कर दूंगा!
ओप्रशन के बाद पट्टियां खोली गयी, टांके भी खोल दिए गए और वो वापिस अपने होटल चला गया!
अगली सुबह उसने बहुत गुस्से में सर्जन को फ़ोन किया और जोर से चिल्लाया कमीने तुमने मुझ में औरत का कान लगाया है!
सर्जन ने कहा, तो क्या हुआ कान तो कान है, इससे कोई फर्क नहीं पड़ता, औरत का हो या मर्द का!
ऐसा नहीं है, आप गलत बोल रहे हैं, मैं सुन तो सब कुछ सकता हूँ, पर समझ में कुछ भी नहीं आ रहा है!
Daru Films present
If Darudiye starts making Hindi Films then he will choose the titles as:
1) Soda Akbar
2) Rab Ne Pila di Thodi
3) Rum de basanti
4) Hum tight ho chuke sanam
1) Soda Akbar
2) Rab Ne Pila di Thodi
3) Rum de basanti
4) Hum tight ho chuke sanam
5) Beer Zaara 6)Bevde Zameen Par
7) Ek Tha Bagpiper
8) Talli six
9) Rum Maro Rum
10)Maine Drink Tujko Diya
11)Bewdy Rathore
7) Ek Tha Bagpiper
8) Talli six
9) Rum Maro Rum
10)Maine Drink Tujko Diya
11)Bewdy Rathore
12)Hickk Hick Hota Hai
13)DaaruDas
14)Hum Tunn
15)Maine Neat Kyu Piya
16)Peg Liya To Chakna Kya
17)Ulti Kar Di Aapne 19)Whiskiya
20)Pinewale Baataliya Le Jayenge.
13)DaaruDas
14)Hum Tunn
15)Maine Neat Kyu Piya
16)Peg Liya To Chakna Kya
17)Ulti Kar Di Aapne 19)Whiskiya
20)Pinewale Baataliya Le Jayenge.
WHAT A WOMAN THINKS
WHAT A WOMAN THINKS
THE MOST PERFECT MAN IN THE WORLD IS HER FATHER
THE MOST ABUSED HUSBAND IN THE WORLD IS HER BROTHER
THE MOST HANDSOME MAN IN THE WORLD IS HER SON
THE LUCKIEST AND HAPPIEST MAN IN THE WORLD IS HER SISTER'S HUSBAND
THE MOST THANKFUL MAN IN THE WORLD IS HER SON IN LAW
AND THE WORST, MOST SELFISH, HEARTLESS, TOTAL JERK AND
THE MAN WITH WORST BEHAVIOR IN THE WORLD IS HER
HUSBAND.
khushaali ka raaj
Sarkaar never fought his wife in 25Yrs!!!
Rohit asked - How did U make it possible??
Sarkaar - We went 2 Shimla 4 our Honymoon, While Horse riding My Wife's
After a while,it happened again.
She said "dis is your 2nd time" & When it happened the 3rd time, she took out a gun & shot d horse.
She gave a grave look & said "dis is your 1st time".
Since then v r very happy..
Rohit asked - How did U make it possible??
Sarkaar - We went 2 Shimla 4 our Honymoon, While Horse riding My Wife's
Horse jumped & my wife fell down, she got up, patted d Horse's back & said "Dis is your 1st time".
After a while,it happened again.
She said "dis is your 2nd time" & When it happened the 3rd time, she took out a gun & shot d horse.
I shouted, U psycho, U killed d horse.
She gave a grave look & said "dis is your 1st time".
Since then v r very happy..
Religious Thought 52
Just as rivers flow from east and west to merge with the one sea, forgetting that they were ever separate rivers, so all beings lose their separateness when they eventually merge into pure Being.
- Chandogya Upanishad
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All beings are by nature Buddha, as ice by nature is water. Apart from water there is no ice; apart from beings, no Buddha.
- Hakuin Zenji, "Song of Zazen
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If in the darkness of ignorance, you dont recognize a persons true nature, look to see whom he has chosen for his leader.
- Rumi
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We cannot grasp the true meaning of the divine holiness by thinking of someone or something very pure and then raising the concept to the highest degree we are capable of. Gods holiness is not simply the best we know infinitely bettered. We know nothing like the divine holiness. It stands apart, unique, unapproachable, incomprehensible, and unattainable. The natural man is blind to it. He may fear Gods power and admire His wisdom, but His holiness he cannot even imagine.
- A. W. Tozer
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True divine religion needs neither arms nor fingers for its use; it is all spirit and heart.
- Moses Mendelssohn
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What is Love..???
1 Day I Asked My Heart,
What is Love..???
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Heart RepLied:- Dekh Bhai, Apna Kaam BLood PumP Karna Hai,
So Don't Ask Any Questn Out of SyLLabus..!!!
What is Love..???
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Heart RepLied:- Dekh Bhai, Apna Kaam BLood PumP Karna Hai,
ye bawli baat mere se mat pooch
So Don't Ask Any Questn Out of SyLLabus..!!!
Touching story-
Touching story-
A boy and girl went for a walk. While walking, boy hits his leg to a stone & starts bleeding.
He looks at her hoping that she would tear her dupatta and wrap it around his leg.
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A boy and girl went for a walk. While walking, boy hits his leg to a stone & starts bleeding.
He looks at her hoping that she would tear her dupatta and wrap it around his leg.
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She looks in his eyes and says...
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"soch bhi mat! Designer suit hai
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"soch bhi mat! Designer suit hai
Attitude of girls
Attitude of girls:
When a boy sends dirty sms,
she laughs for 10 min,4wrd dat 2 her frnds nd den replies the boy
'Mujhe yeh sab msg pasand nhi hai'.
When a boy sends dirty sms,
she laughs for 10 min,4wrd dat 2 her frnds nd den replies the boy
'Mujhe yeh sab msg pasand nhi hai'.
english vowels a,e,i,o,u
Teacher - who invented english vowels a,e,i,o,u????
Student- Tushar Kapoor in Golmal...
Student- Tushar Kapoor in Golmal...
Golden Words By Martin Luther King..
Golden Words By Martin Luther King..
If u cant Fly, Run
If u cant Run, Walk
If u cant Walk, Crawl
But Keep Moving.
Santa: Woh to theek hai, par jaana kaha hai
If u cant Fly, Run
If u cant Run, Walk
If u cant Walk, Crawl
But Keep Moving.
Santa: Woh to theek hai, par jaana kaha hai
Mobile me Indian Style Templates
Agar Mobile me Indian Style Templates hote to kuch yu hote :
1. Kutte Call kar
2.Cigarette lete ana
3.Teri bhabhi ke sath hu
5.Kaha hai sale?
6.Kal College ya Bunk?
7.Dimaag mat kha
8.Yaar teri bhabhi naraz ho gayi,2-3 senti msg bhej
9.Abhi Call mat karo jaan papa jag rahe hain
10.Baad me baat karti hu,mummy bula rahi hai
11.Balance nahi hai call me...
1. Kutte Call kar
2.Cigarette lete ana
3.Teri bhabhi ke sath hu
4.Yaar kisi ladki ka no. to de
5.Kaha hai sale?
6.Kal College ya Bunk?
7.Dimaag mat kha
8.Yaar teri bhabhi naraz ho gayi,2-3 senti msg bhej
9.Abhi Call mat karo jaan papa jag rahe hain
10.Baad me baat karti hu,mummy bula rahi hai
11.Balance nahi hai call me...
Mobile company ka brilliant salesman
Mobile company ke kisi brilliant salesman ko loose motion ho jaye.
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Toh wo doctor ko kaise batayega?
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Doctor saab subah se unlimited outgoing chal rahi hai,
Ander se nayi 2 ringtone sunai deti hai,
Pet me balance khatam ho gya hai,
Thoda b recharge karta hu to 5 min me discharge ho jata hai,
Meharbani karke ye scheme band kar do
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Doctor saab subah se unlimited outgoing chal rahi hai,
Ander se nayi 2 ringtone sunai deti hai,
Pet me balance khatam ho gya hai,
Thoda b recharge karta hu to 5 min me discharge ho jata hai,
Meharbani karke ye scheme band kar do
Bongali Shayar
Once upon a time, a bongali went to gulzar saab to learn shayari.
Gulzar saab told the bongali to repeat after him
"na gila karunga,
na shikwa karunga..
rab se yehi dua karunga"
Bongali babu repeated
"na geela korega,
na sukha korega..
Tum saala mat raho,
rob se yehi dua korega"
Gulzar saab told the bongali to repeat after him
"na gila karunga,
na shikwa karunga..
tu salamat rahe,
rab se yehi dua karunga"
Bongali babu repeated
"na geela korega,
na sukha korega..
Tum saala mat raho,
rob se yehi dua korega"
