Wrong Number

A newly married husband saved his wife's number on his mobile as "My life" 

 After one year of marriage he changed the number to "My Wife" 

 After 2 years of marriage he changed the number to "Home" 

 After 5 years of marriage he changed the number to "Hitler" 

 After 10 years of marriage he changed the number to "Wrong Number" 

Religious Thought 41

Enough of the pursuit of pleasure, Enough of wealth and righteous deeds! In the dark forest of the world What peace of mind can they bring you?

- Ashtavakra Gita 10:7

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The Buddha said: "When a person has thoroughly understood the world, from top to bottom, when there is nothing in the world that agitates him anymore, then he has become somebody who is free from confusion and fears and tremblings and the longings of desire. He has gone beyond getting old and beyond birth and death."

- Sutta Nipata

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You will not be able to give anyone happiness by means of your wealth, so do it by means of a cheerful countenance and good humor.

- The Prophet Muhammad in Qushayri: al-Risalat al-Qushayriyya

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God loves us not because of who we are, but because of who He is.

- Unknown?

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I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure--which is: Try to please everybody.

- Herbert Swope, address, Dec. 20, 1950

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Religious Thought 40

ICU

My heart problem has
reached a critical stage.
That doctor says:
There r only 2 options left��
ICU
Or
U C Me.

Belly Exercises

I Am Afraid Of ALL Women

Bachelor- I Don't Want To Marry Bcoz, I Am Afraid Of ALL Women.

Married Man: Get Married Soon, Then U Will Be Afraid Of Only one Woman & Start Loving others..

ZODIAC SIGNS 01

Party Ka Program

Santa Ne Doston ke sath Party Ka Program Banaya
Aur Apne hi Ghar Se Raat Ko Bakra Chori Kia Aur Khoob Dawat Ki

Subah Jab Ghar Pahucha Towaha bakra dekha Usne Bivi Se Poocha :- Bakra Kahan Se Aya

Bivi:- Bakre Ko maro Goli
Ye Batao Raat Ko Tum Choron Ki Tarha
KUTTE Ko Kahan Le Gaye the.

DIVIDERS

kinda funny

Every girl wants her BF to be kinda- funny

Every guy wants his Gf to be kinda - Sunny.....;)

ZODIAC SIGNS

Daniel Giraud Elliot's Paintings

Daniel Giraud Elliot's Paintings Daniel Giraud Elliot (1835-1915) American born, D. G. Elliot was an important figure in the nineteenth century scientific community. He was one of the founders of the American Museum of Natural History in New York and the American ornithologist's union. He was also curator of zoology at the Field Museum in Chicago

Mice Animations