भयानक जुकाम
सरकार को भयानक जुकाम हो गया था। वह डॉक्टर के पास गया।
डॉक्टर ने उसे सरसरी निगाह से देखकर कहा कि वो अपने कपड़े उतार दे और दोनों हाथों को जमीन पर टिका दे।
सरकार डॉक्टर की बात सुन हैरान-परेशान, लेकिन उसने किया वही जो उससे कहा गया था।
उसे देखने के बाद डाक्टर बोला- ठीक है.. अब जरा जानवरों की तरह चलिए, और कमरे के दायें कोने में जाएं..
सरकार ने यही किया..
डाक्टर साब बोले- ठीक... अब बाएँ कोने में जाएं...
सरकार उधर चला गया।
अब इस कोने में, अब उस कोने में, अब सामने, अब बीच में..
सरकार घबरा के उठ खड़ा हुआ ... डाक्टर साब, कोई गंभीर बीमारी तो नहीं हो गई मुझे?
अरे नहीं- डॉ. साब बोले.. मामूली जुकाम है, ये दो गोली लो सुबह तक ठीक हो जाओगे..
पर डॉ. साब आपने ये मेरा एक घंटे तक इस तरह परीक्षण...
डॉ साब बोले.. कुछ नहीं यार, बात यह है कि मैंने एक काले रंग का सोफा ख़रीदा है,मैं देखना चाहता था इस कमरे में वो किस जगह ठीक दिखेगा।
डॉक्टर ने उसे सरसरी निगाह से देखकर कहा कि वो अपने कपड़े उतार दे और दोनों हाथों को जमीन पर टिका दे।
सरकार डॉक्टर की बात सुन हैरान-परेशान, लेकिन उसने किया वही जो उससे कहा गया था।
उसे देखने के बाद डाक्टर बोला- ठीक है.. अब जरा जानवरों की तरह चलिए, और कमरे के दायें कोने में जाएं..
सरकार ने यही किया..
डाक्टर साब बोले- ठीक... अब बाएँ कोने में जाएं...
सरकार उधर चला गया।
अब इस कोने में, अब उस कोने में, अब सामने, अब बीच में..
सरकार घबरा के उठ खड़ा हुआ ... डाक्टर साब, कोई गंभीर बीमारी तो नहीं हो गई मुझे?
अरे नहीं- डॉ. साब बोले.. मामूली जुकाम है, ये दो गोली लो सुबह तक ठीक हो जाओगे..
पर डॉ. साब आपने ये मेरा एक घंटे तक इस तरह परीक्षण...
डॉ साब बोले.. कुछ नहीं यार, बात यह है कि मैंने एक काले रंग का सोफा ख़रीदा है,मैं देखना चाहता था इस कमरे में वो किस जगह ठीक दिखेगा।
Guy decides to drink after long day at work
After a long day at work, a guy decides to go get a couple of drinks before he heads home. Next thing he knows, the bar’s closing and he’s bowel-failingly drunk. When he gets home, he doesn’t want to wake anyone, so he takes off his shoes and starts tiptoeing up the stairs.
Halfway up the stairs, he falls over backwards and lands flat on his ass. What’s worse is that he had a couple of empty pint bottles in his back pockets, and the broken glass carved up his butt real good.
A few minutes later, as he was undressing, he noticed blood and he checked himself out in the mirror. What he saw scared the shit out of him and he tried to bandage himself the best he could under the circumstances. After all this, he just wanted to sleep so he crawled into bed.
The next morning, as his head was pounding and his ass was throbbing, he tried to think of a good story for his wife.
“You really tied one on last night,” she said. “Where did you go?”
“I worked late,” he said, “and I stopped off for a couple of beers.”
“A couple of beers? That’s funny,” she replied. “You got plastered last night. Where the hell did you go?”
“What makes you so sure I got drunk last night, anyway?”
“Well,” she replied, “my first big clue was when I got up this morning and found a bunch of Band-Aids stuck to the mirror.”
Halfway up the stairs, he falls over backwards and lands flat on his ass. What’s worse is that he had a couple of empty pint bottles in his back pockets, and the broken glass carved up his butt real good.
A few minutes later, as he was undressing, he noticed blood and he checked himself out in the mirror. What he saw scared the shit out of him and he tried to bandage himself the best he could under the circumstances. After all this, he just wanted to sleep so he crawled into bed.
The next morning, as his head was pounding and his ass was throbbing, he tried to think of a good story for his wife.
“You really tied one on last night,” she said. “Where did you go?”
“I worked late,” he said, “and I stopped off for a couple of beers.”
“A couple of beers? That’s funny,” she replied. “You got plastered last night. Where the hell did you go?”
“What makes you so sure I got drunk last night, anyway?”
“Well,” she replied, “my first big clue was when I got up this morning and found a bunch of Band-Aids stuck to the mirror.”
Chrysopelea - The Flying Snakes
Chrysopelea, or more commonly known as the flying snake, is a genus that belongs to the family Colubridae. Flying snakes are mildly venomous, though they are considered harmless because their toxicity is not dangerous to humans. Their range is in Southeast Asia ( the mainland, Greater and Lesser Sundas, Maluku, and the Philippines ), southernmost China, India, and Sri Lanka.
How's that for balance?
How's that for balance?
U.S. woman becomes first person to walk a slackline between two trucks driving at full speed
- Faith Dickey, 23, completes stunt with seconds to spare before tunnel
Walking along a tightrope would be terrifying enough for most people.
Add two speeding trucks at either end of the cable and the feat suddenly seems more like an impossible scene from a Hollywood blockbuster.
But for one young woman it provided the perfect adrenaline-inducing stunt to show off her impressive highlining skills.
American slackliner Faith Dickey, 23, became the first person to perform such a death-defying exploit on an unopened stretch of a new motorway in Croatia, with no oncoming traffic.
Death-defying: U.S. stunt woman Faith Dickey, 23, risks her life as she becomes the first person to cross a high wire between two moving trucks