Hi handsome


The first day of  university our professor introduced himself and  challenged us to get to know someone we didn't  already know. I stood up to look around when a  gentle hand touched my shoulder.
 
I  turned around to find a wrinkled, little old  lady beaming up at me with a smile that lit up  her entire being..
 
She said, 'Hi  handsome. My name is Rose. I'm eighty-seven  years old. Can I give you a hug?'
 
I  laughed and enthusiastically responded, 'Of  course you may!' and she gave me a giant  squeeze..
 

शादी करोगी?


प्रेमी(प्रेमिका से)- प्रिय, क्या तुम मुझसे शादी करोगी?

प्रेमिका(शरमाते हुए)- हां, हां क्यों नहीं।

इसके बाद दोनों लोग चुपचाप बैठे रहे।

प्रेमिका ने चुप्पी तोडी- अरे तुम तो चुप हो गए, कुछ तो बोलो।

प्रेमी- अब बोलने को रहा ही क्या है।