A Brilliant Boy
A Brilliant Boy Went To Girl"S Home With A Rose To Propose Her.
He Pressed Calling Bell...But Her Dad Opened The Door..
Boy: "Uncle Please Support BABA RAM DEV
He Pressed Calling Bell...But Her Dad Opened The Door..
Boy: "Uncle Please Support BABA RAM DEV
eating grass
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine, when he saw two men eating grass by the roadside.
He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
“Why are you eating grass?” he asked one man.
“We don’t have any money for food.” the poor man replied.
“Oh, come along with me then.”
“But sir, I have a wife with two children!”
“Bring them along! And you, come with us too!”, he said to the other man.
“But sir, I have a wife with six children!” the second man answered.
“Bring them as well!”
They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limo. Once underway, one of the poor fellows says, “Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.”
grass
The lawyer replied, “No problem, the grass at my home is about two feet tall.”
He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
“Why are you eating grass?” he asked one man.
“We don’t have any money for food.” the poor man replied.
“Oh, come along with me then.”
“But sir, I have a wife with two children!”
“Bring them along! And you, come with us too!”, he said to the other man.
“But sir, I have a wife with six children!” the second man answered.
“Bring them as well!”
They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limo. Once underway, one of the poor fellows says, “Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.”
grass
The lawyer replied, “No problem, the grass at my home is about two feet tall.”
Sound advice
A Philosopher is giving speech in a crowed, he told to the people, “Always listen to your wife as she gives 100% sound advice.”
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People from the crowed asked him, “Please Sir, tell in details how the wife gives 100% sound advice?”
The Philosopher replied, “99% sound and 1% advice.”