ASTROLOGY-CHOCOLATY

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ASTROLOGY CHOCOLATE GUIDE

 

 

 

ARIES: 

Chooses the best chocolates for themselves and leaves 

the leftover's for everyone else.

 

TAURUS: 

Likes the chocolates with the soft center.

 

GEMINI: 

Chooses their chocolates by pushing their finger in first.

 

CANCER: 

Tends to eat their chocolates with a big smile on their face.

  

LEO: 

Wants to be in charge of the chocolates.

 

VIRGO: 

Makes sure the chocolates are clean then only 

eats half a chocolate and leaves the rest stored 

in the fridge for months.

  

LIBRA: 

One box for them and one box for you.

 

SCORPIO: 

Likes to lick the chocolates.

 

SAGITTARIUS: 

Likes French chocolates.

  

CAPRICORN: 

Wants only the best and most expensive chocolates.

 

AQUARIUS: 

Not big into chocolates.

  

PISCES: 

Likes to share the chocolates around.

WHY??

 WHY ??

Read this, even you will think "WHY?"

 If swimming is a good exercise to stay fit, then WHY WHALES are fat? 

WHY is that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN but nobody wants to die? 

Shall I say that there is racial discrimination in CHESS as WHITE piece is moved first? 

In our Country, we have freedom for SPEECH, then WHY telephone bills? 

If MONEY does'nt grow on tress then WHY do BANKS have branches?

 

WHY does a round PIZZA come in a SQUARE box? 

WHY does'nt GLUE stick to its bottle? 

WHY do you still call it a BUILDING when its already BUILT? 

If its true that WE are here to help others, then what OTHERS are here for? 

If you are'nt supposed to DRINK AND DRIVE, then WHY do BARS have parking lots? 

WE are funny people living in a SERIOUSLY funny world!!!!!!