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Santa : We Have To Learn Telugu Within 6 Months
Or We Will Not Be Able To Communicate With Our Child.
Banta : Is It!.. Why?
Santa : We Have Adopted ATelugu Child And It Will Start To Speak After 6 Months. .
We Need To Learn.. To Understand Him.
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Waiter Gives Bill To Santaji.
Santa : Take This Card.
Waiter: But Sir, This Is ' Ration Card '
Santa : So What? You Have Writen Outside..' ALL CARD ACCEPTED ' .
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If Santa Want To Dial 9449494494..
How Will He Dial........?
He Will First Dial ..... 94494 And Then Press "REDIAL".....................
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Doctor : Do You Watch Your Husband's Face During Sex?
Preeto : I Did Once & Saw Anger.
Doctor : Why?
Preeto : Because He Was Watching From The Window.
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Santa : I Have Swallowed A Key.
Doctor : When?
Santa : 3 Months Back!
Doctor : What Were You Doing Till Now?
Santa : I Was Using Duplicate Key, Now I Have Lost It too.
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Santa : I Kiss My Wife Before I Go To Office
Banta : I Kiss Your Wife After You Go To Your Office
Santa : Ha..Ha..But I'm The First.!
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Santa Saw A Board At The Center of A Pond
He Tried To Read.. But Could not
At Last He Swims To The Center Of The Pond Just To Read
A Crocodile Present, Dont Swim
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Judge : Can You Tell Me The Exact Place Where This Man Raped Your Wife?
Santa Lifts Jasmeets Saari & Underwear & Said, "Here..My Lord..Here..!
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Santa's Dad Died..He Was Crying..
After A Phone Call Santa Starts Crying Even Louder..
Banta : What Happened Now ?
Santa : My Sister Just Called..Even Her Father Died..!
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Banta : Did You Have A Chance To Sleep With My Wife Yet?
Santa : What Are You Saying. I Would Never Even Think About Such Things.
Banta : Well, You Might Want To.. She Is Much Better Than Yours.
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Santa : I Divorced My Wife Jasmeet On Our Wedding Nite.
Banta : Why?
Santa : I Saw The Label On Her Panties..It Said,
"Tested OK by Mafatlal & Sons."
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Preeto : My Husband Banta Went To Buy Potatoes 5 Days Ago,
He Hasn't Come Back Yet!
Santa : Why Don't You Cook Something Else?
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