भिखारी ;
भगवान के नाम पे कोई एक बीवी दे दे , दुसरे की नहीं तो अपनी ही दे दे ,
भगवान तुझे एक के बदले दो देगा ,
Hillery होगी तो मोनिका भी देगा
वकील
I hereby beg to solicit myself as an eligible candidate for the post of husband after marriage.
The person whom I'm looking for should be strictly -a girl. The girl should be strictly a girl.
The girl should be willing to surender to the service and jurisdiction of My Lord i.e. Myself. Any objection would be overruled and will not be sustained.
Apply in confidence and if you have the confidence.
BOATMAN
Must be able to dig, clean, cook worms and clean fish. Must have own boat with motor. Plaese send the photograph of motorboat.
बैंक वाला :-
Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her service.
शायर :-
बड़ी मुद्दत के बाद एक आरजू जागी है
की हम भी शादी शुदा हो जाये ,
क्या वजह शादी करने की जो कह दे सही सही ,
तो यारो अब खुद से काम घर का होता नहीं .
बेवडा
Wanted a girl. Girl's father should preferably have a soda factory. I am an occasional alchoholic who drinks only when friends come home. Friend come home only seven times a week.Girl preferred who can carry me from bar to ghar-bar. Meet personally or send soda for trial. Sample should be sealed pack
कार मैकेनिक
Wanted a sturdy wife.
Should be in working condition.
Should be above average and must run the household at a good average.
Dent wont be tolerated especially in the head gear.
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