Two things that are very difficult to achieve !!!

Two things that are very difficult to achieve!!!

TWO DIFFICULT THINGS TO ACHIEVE:

1. To plant your ideas in someone else's head.
2. To put someone else's money in your own pocket.

The one who succeeds in the first one is called aTEACHER. 
And the second is called aBUSINESSMAN.

The one who succeeds in both is called aWIFE.

The one who fails in both is called aHUSBAND!!!