Killer.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Killer.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

News on Pak TV :
"Water & presence of Whales & Sharks found on Moon by Pakistani Satellite."

News on BBC :
"Satellite launched by Pakistan found in Arabian Sea".

TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA - FUNNY BUT TRUE !!!

TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA 
 
 

1) Qus. : What are you doing? 
  
Ans. : Business. 
  
Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX! 
  

2) Qus. : What are you doing in Business? 
  
Ans. : Selling the Goods. 
  
Tax : PAY SALES TAX!! 
  

3) Qus. : >From where are you getting Goods? 
  
Ans. : >From other State/Abroad 
  
Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI! 
  

4) Qus. : What are you getting in Selling Goods? 
  
Ans. : Profit. 
  
Tax : PAY INCOME TAX! 
  

5) Qus. : How do you distribute profit? 
  
Ans : By way of dividend 
  
Tax : Pay dividend distribution Tax 
  

6) Qus. : Where you Manufacturing the Goods? 
  
Ans. : Factory. 
  
Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY! 
  

7) Qus. : Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory? 
  
Ans. : Yes 
  
Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX! 
  

8) Qus. : Do you have Staff? 
  
Ans. : Yes 
  
Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX! 
  

9) Qus. : Doing business in Millions? 
  
Ans. : Yes 
  
Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX! 
  
Ans : No 
  
Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax 
  

10) Qus. : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank? 
  
Ans. : Yes, for Salary. 
  
Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX! 
  

11) Qus.: Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner? 
  
Ans. : Hotel 
  
Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX! 
  

12) Qus.: Are you going Out of Station for Business? 
  
Ans. : Yes 
  
Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX! 
  

13) Qus.: Have you taken or given any Service/s? 
  
Ans. : Yes 
  
Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX! 
  

14) Qus.: How come you got such a Big Amount? 
  
Ans.. : Gift on birthday. 
  
Tax : PAY GIFT TAX! 
  

15) Qus.: Do you have any Wealth? 
  
Ans. : Yes 
  
Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX! 
  

16) Qus.: To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going? 
  
Ans. : Cinema or Resort. 
  
Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX! 
  

17) Qus.: Have you purchased House? 
  
Ans. : Yes 
  
Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE ! 
  

18) Qus.: How you Travel? 
  
Ans. : Bus 
  
Tax : PAY SURCHARGE! 
  

19) Qus.: Any Additional Tax? 
  
Ans. : Yes 
  
Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!! 


20) Qus.: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax? 
  
Ans. : Yes 
  
Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY! 
  

21) INDIAN :: can i die now?? 
  
Ans :: wait we are about to launch the funeral tax!!!