Marriage Gyan

1. How BEDROOM smells

      After MARRIAGE: 
1st 3 yrs---perfumes, Flowers, Chocolate, Fruits..

      After 3 yrs---Baby powder, Johnsons Cream and Lotions, Baby oils..

      After 15 yrs---Zandu Balm, Vicks, Iodex, Relispray..

      After 40 yrs---Agarbatti...

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      2.Four stages of marriage:

      Mad for each other,
      Made for each other,
      Mad at each other
      Mad because of each other

      3.What's Marriage?

      Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense of Humans
      That Destroys All The Six Senses
      And Makes The Person NON Sense..!

      4. Definition Of Happy Couple -

      HE Does What SHE Wants.
      SHE Does What SHE Wants.

      5. Wife to Husband:
Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
      Husband replies:
Exactly darling! It's a computer, not a Husband..!!

      6.'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, 
Can Lengthen Your Life."- 
Shakespear

      "Laughing At ur Wife's Mistakes, 
Can Shorten Ur Life."- 
Shakespear's Wife


      7.Wife to Husband
Agar meri shaadi kisi " Raakshas" se bhi ho jaati taw
 mai itni Pareshaan nahi hoti jitni tumare saath hun.

      Awesome reply:

      Husband :
 Are pagli, Blood Relation may shaadiyan kahaan hoti hain.. !!!