jungle mein

2 dost jungle mein ja rahe the,
Jab raat ho gayi to wo dono raaste mein hi Tent laga ke so gaye.
RAAT ko 1 dost ki aankh khuli..
Usne doosre ko jaga ke kaha
Aasman ki taraf dekh ke bata tujhe kya nazar aata hai?
2nd : Bahut saare sitare..
1st : Isse kya pata chalta hai?
2nd : Aasman khubsurat hai..
1st : Abey Newton ki aulad Tent chori ho gaya hai…!

A Surprises Gift

"You've stopped giving me surprises any longer" a woman moaned one day to her long suffering husband.


"Why can't you get me a surprise gift for my birthday. Something that can accelerate 
from 0 to 150 in under 4 seconds, ... and I'd prefer a blue one!", she hinted. 

The husband just nodded. Happy and excited the woman started counting down the days for her birthday.

And finally she got the beautiful present her husband had thoughtfully 
chosen for her ... 

He died soon after ... but he died a legend.
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