A Blonde's Complaint!

A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, "I have a complaint!"
"Yes, Ma'am?" said the librarian looking up at her.
"I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible."
Puzzled by her complaint the librarian asked, "What was wrong with it?"
"It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever," said the blonde.
The librarian nodded and said, "Ahhh... So you must be the person who took our Phone Book."

The Elderly Alone And Helpless


Infographic on The Elderly Alone And Helpless
Source: The Times of India, 25Mar2012

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