This should make the the better halves happy

WIFE VS. HUSBAND 

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word..
An earlier discussion had led to an argument andneither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."