Why, Why, Why



Why, Why, Why do
we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are
getting weak?


Why
do banks charge a fee due to insufficient funds when they already know
you're broke?


Why
is it that when someone tells you that there are one billion stars in
the universe, you believe them but, if they tell you there is wet
paint, you have to touch it to check?


Why
do they use sterilised needles for lethal
injections?



Why
doesn't Tarzan have a beard?


Why
does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?


Why
did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?


Whose
cruel idea was it to put an "s" in the word "lisp"?


If people evolved from apes, why are there still
apes?


Why is it that, no matter what colour bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?


Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?


Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialised?


Why do people run over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance

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Why is it that no plastic trash bag will open from the first end you
try?



How do those dead bugs get into enclosed light fixtures?


When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart, then apologises for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right"?

Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That really hurt; watch where you're going?"



Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else
over?


Why, in winter, do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

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