CLASSIC-JOKE


ADVERTISEMENT IN A Shop:
Guitar, for sale........ Cheap........
.......no  strings attached.
                                
Ad. In Hospital Waiting Room
Smoking Helps You Lose Weight....
One Lung At A  Time!
                                  
On a bulletin board
Success Is Relative. 
The more The Success,
The more The  Relatives.
  
When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking....

I Gave Up Reading
  
My Grandfather Is Eighty
And Still Doesn't Need Glasses....

He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.
  
Sign In
 A Bar:
'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget,
Please Pay In Advance.'
   
Sign In
 Driving School:
If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive,
Don't Stand In Her Way....
 
Behind Every Great Man,

There Is A Surprised Woman.
 
The Reason Men Lie Is Because

Women Ask too Many Questions.
 
Getting Caught
 
Is The Mother Of Invention.
  
Laugh And The World Laughs With You,

Snore And You Sleep Alone
 
The Surest Sign
That Intelligent Life Exists 
Elsewhere In The Universe
 
Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.

Sign At A Barber Shop :
We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business..
 
Sign In A Restaurant: 
All Drinking Water In This Establishment
Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.
 

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