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A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells
her  that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
 
 
 2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption:
 Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY
 
 3. Three FASTEST means of Communication:
1. Tele-Phone
 2. Tele-Vision
 3. Tell to Woman
 Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY 
ONE.
 
4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their
friends.
  
 
5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best
Woman.
 Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
 Moral : BE SPECIFIC
   
 6. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
 It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your
Friends.
 
 7. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a
forest.
 They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL
him.
 Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will
just throw him away from our path. Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him
because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.
 
 
 8. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in
your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in
your life.
 
 9. Question: When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
 Answer: On their MARRIAGE.
 
 
 10. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you
from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please
PAY the ELECTRICITY 
BILL.
 
11. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per
Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.
 
12. "A Ship is always safe at the shore - but that is NOT what it is built for" - Albert Einstein
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